From Dedicated Idiocy: A Personal History of the Penn State Monty Python Society by Alyce Wilson:

The Upperclassmen Twit of the Year was held on April 28, and the annual Mall Climb was on May 4. Sadly, I have write-ups of neither event, but there was this intriguing note in Completely Different about the Twit of the Year: "Twits should bring a text book and materials (such as campaign buttons) for running for USG."

Events consisted of Waking the roommate (Meg Jeffery), walking a straight line with a book on the head, killing squirrels, drink yourself dead, kick the Willard Preacher, silly walks, run for U.S.G., silly walks, dress poker and something called "Barf-Fig-Newton."