Tired of hearing the same old empty promises?

Our empty promises are new and original!! "I veell du vatefer it tekes tu be-a yuoor next USG preseedent. Fute fur me!" -- Chef

We PROMISED to: Make tuition FREE! Turn the Forum into a Carousel (the "Spin the Forum" Project, or "Wheel of Forum"). Move East Halls closer to campus (possibly HUB lawn) Move Downtown closer to campus. Dissolution of the Vegetarian Advisory Board Creation of the Swedish Meatball Eating Appreciation Team (SMEAT) Kitchen in every classroom